April 10, 2007

Makin' memories, folks.

Roland and TiffanyHope everyone had a pleasant weekend. Is it just me, or do people not do anything for Easter anymore? When I was in school or working, I always seemed to either have good Friday or "Easter Monday" off to extend the weekend. Scott had to work both days, so Sunday seemed like just another Sunday.

North Carolina has been having a cold snap over the past week or so. We've gone from 85 degree heat to "Shit, need to go back and get a coat" weather in the matter of a few hours. I HATE THAT. Just as the congestion was starting to clear out of my head, it's come back and now my ear is all stuffed up again.

Wait. How did I get off-topic that fast? Oh yes. Easter. Long-time readers know that we're not particuarly religious, however would feel a bit empty if we didn't recognize certain traditions from childhood. So, we do the best we can to re-create those for the baby. I decided last minute that he should have an Easter basket this year, and by the time I sent Scott out to pick some stuff up there wasn't much left. (Incidentally, have you ever tried looking for Cadbury Creme Eggs the day before Easter? Because they don't exist by that point.)

I had plans for us to go take Easter pictures outdoors so that Rosco could have a chance to wear his little seeersucker jumper, but like I said: cold. My sister and I always got new dresses for Easter when we were kids and someone would always make us stand outside on my grandmother's porch and model them for snapshots. I hated it, but can appreciate the value of there being some record of us from year to year. (In fact, here's a picture of my sister modeling a homemade dress, circa 1986 or so).

Well. This year's pictures have me and Rosco in our pajamas. Of the three of us, Scott was the only one to shower and dress for the day and that was only for the sake of buying coffee creamer.

Yeah. We need to improve on this holiday thing.

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July 31, 2006

Squeaky Clean

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Okay, I've been making phone calls all day and it wasn't until around 2 o'clock that I noticed that there was ear crud on the phone. Being that I've been here less than 8 hours of my life, it ain't mine.

Fortunately, the Wet Ones I bought to travel with last week were still in my backback. Now my entire immediate work area is sanitary.

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July 23, 2006

True Blue

I was thinking that, in order to be as offensive as possible to my fellow Southern AmeriCorps trainees in the coming week, that I'd show my ACC pride and get a new Carolina shirt. this one takes the cake. To this point I've just been wearing small t-shirts in mens' sizes. The added length in the trunk is sufficient for a growing belly, and I don't really need the frilly girly tiny-tee sleeves that come on women's shirts. It's too hard to wash the plastered-on deodorant out of form-fitting tees.

I had no idea they made maternity Carolina crap.

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February 07, 2006

Sugar Shock

A Picture Share!All this sugar came with a (very) small coffee accompanying a McDonald's breakfast. I watched as the McDonald's Team Member hurriedly swept them into the teeny tiny sausage biscuit bag. I kept my mouth shut. The extras will surely find their way into my snack drawer for an emergency.

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December 25, 2005

Ho heh heh


I made out like a bandit this Christmas. With this being our first year with a tree and all, I fully expected one gift and that the rest of the gifts under the tree would belong to people who hadn't stopped by yet to pick theirs up.

But, lo, for some reason my husband loves me and since unlike me he is paid wages that are NOT reflective of the goodness of his heart, got me lots of loot.

I got a new cheese grater (we somehow managed to break two), a 30 GB iPod (wasn't expecting), a PalmOne Tungsten E2 (which will make me appear more professionally important than I really am), a cozy cardigan, some fuzzy socks to shuffle around in, a cake/pie stand (because I had been turning a cooking pot upside down over my cakes to store them), gift certificates to take gourmet cooking classes, a birthstone ring and necklace...and Scott and I got a Bible to share. Ahem. I'm sure some seriously misguided person bought that out of the goodness of her heart.

The one complaint I have about Christmas is that everything around here shuts down. Wal*Mart is closed. The grocery stores are closed. By the time I got motivated enough to go out and do some shopping for a Chrstmas meal last night it was 5:45. Most stores closed at 6. I made a pecan pie (of which each and every pecan was cracked by my own two ands using a pair of vise grips) and we had a Freschetta pepperoni pizza for dinner.

Oh well.

You can check out my Christmas album at Flickr. Please refrain from cracking on my morning hair.

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December 20, 2005

Where I get my strapping good looks.

fandb.jpgHere's a picture of my maternal grandmother (the one I grew up with) and grandfather circa 1940somthing.

She was 16 when they got married. He was 22. The first of eight or so children came around in 1946. By then my grandmother was 24. . .wow, eight years and no kids and then poofpoofpoof - house full.

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December 03, 2005

Gratuitous Kitty Shots

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I decided that you haven't seen enough pictures of Puffy Savage. Or me lately, for that matter.

Enjoy.

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November 29, 2005

And bend! And Stretch!

Elliptical Machine

If you squint, you may be able to work out the large piece of exercise equipment sitting in front of my desk at work.

This is nothing new - it has lived in the office since Bossman officially moved down here (June or July of last year). They had two full trailers of furniture and household goods and that was only half of what they had in their New Jersey home. For whatever reason, instead of having the exercise machine and his gun safe delivered to his new townhouse, it graces the front of my desk.

The safe I don't mind so much because it shields me from the stares and glares of my coworkers. The elliptical machine, however, is just plain tacky in plain sight.

Bossman has tried selling it to us (for too much) and has even told me that if I wanted it I could take it for free (I don't have anywhere to put it).

There are a couple of folks in the office who want it, but unless they can talk him down to the same cheap price he offered me it'll sit there collecting our dust.

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November 17, 2005

Aww :)

This is from my Yahoo! home page:
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Little things make me happy.

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October 14, 2005

*Does a little dance*

Lean on CarAs promised, here are a few pictures of the new Jeep.

View from Left
View from Front
Posing with the spare tire

So, here's the story of how I came into possession of the Jeep:

I had narrowed my list of prospective purchases down to three vehicles: the Subaru Outback, the Honda Element, and the Jeep. I actually added the Jeep to my list at the last minute. I don't remember how I got it in my mind - I think perhaps I was thumbing through Consumer Reports and saw its rating. Anyhow, I had asked for a quote on a Liberty through a dealer's website and was quoted a number that was pretty hard to beat. I asked if I could come in and test-drive it. The problem was that the vehicle I was quoted on (a 6-speed base model) was 100 miles away and they wouldn't bring it in unless I would commit to purchasing it. Having never driven anything larger than a 1986 Lincoln Town Car, I worried that I wouldn't be able to handle a large vehicle so I asked to come in and drive something of the same size. I had no intention of actually making a purchase that day especially considering that the next day (today) I would visit another dealer that was going to let me take the vehicle home overnight to test.

Anyhow, when I got to the dealership I was put into a 2005 Liberty with a diesel engine and two-wheel drive. I wasn't particuarly enthralled with the performance, but I loved the feeling of being off the ground. Upon returning to the lot we looked at all the 2005 Liberties available. To keep cost down and still get the size vehicle I wanted, I really had my mind set on manual transmission, however there weren't any available on the lot [in my price range].

The salesman encouraged me to testdrive a PT Cruiser. I should comment here that I hate how "cute" those cars on, but seeing how the base model for those vehicles were running about $13,000 I figured it couldn't hurt to see how it drove. Well. I didn't really have anything bad to say about the perfromance of the car - I just couldn't get over the way they look. Also, I realized once I got into the Liberty that I definately wanted to be higher than a wagon would get me. I scratched the Outback off my mental list.

Eventually, I relented to considering a vehicle with automatic transmission and four-wheel drive (it's basically dumb as fuck to ddrive a utility vehicle during the winter if you don't have 4WD). There was a red one that was a good price because it had been sent back to the factory for a paint defect. They repainted it and sold it to the dealership at auction. Because of that I got it for the "used" price although it only had 28 miles on it.

I love it. It makes me giggle to think about how insanely giddy it makes me feel. It has a V6 engine so it has the umph that my Honda has and I get all the cargo room that I wanted. The Honda Element just ain't cute enough to beat that.

Now I've got to go back to Cary to drive my other car home.

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September 24, 2005

In Support of the Susan G. Komen Foundation

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Pink batteries: cute, huh?
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September 16, 2005

Bald Head Photos

Scott and Tiffany in Loft
Here are the ones where I don't look stoned and Scott doesn't, in his own words, "Look like a fucking android."

I also have some pictures of the leaking roof and the storm in general that I'll post when I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally lacking in content fodder.

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September 14, 2005

Sleepless

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3:15 am and the most brutal part of the storm is on top of us and keeping me awake. Tried to get out yesterday but the ferries weren't running. Tired. Upset.
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September 12, 2005

Taking on Water

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This is some Swiss Family Robinson bullshit - the rains have started and the roof of the villa is leaking in 3 places. DISCOUNT!
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Knitting my Time Away

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I'm knitting a sock. The weather charts say warm and sunny by Thursday and I hope to be sunburned and crispy as a pork rind by Saturday.
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VOLUNTARY evacuation.

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The wind is picking up and some guests are voluntarily evacuating. I guess they're being safe rather than sorry, but I'm not running for a l'il rain.
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September 11, 2005

By the Marsh

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Behind the Villa: we're built near a nature preserve and there are gators about. I haven't seen one yet and I hope I don't.
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View of the Villa

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The Villa. We've got 3 bedrooms all to ourselves. Ophelia is kicking up in the Atlantic & we're determined to see some sunshine.
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September 10, 2005

Safely Arrived

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Greetings from Bald Head Island! It's a bit windy on the coast & the house is shaking on its stilts. We hope to splash around some tomorrow.
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September 04, 2005

These shoes are made for walkin'.

Diesel

In preparation of our vacation next week (and out of sympathy for my pathetic fall shoe collection), I went back to DSW [the Designer Shoe Warehouse for those of you who don't have one near you] to pick up some shoes that would be competitive with what all the bluebloods on the island would be wearing. I was at DSW on Wednesday when they were moving stock into clearance. They had one shoe on the end display (that Diesel) that I couldn't find on the racks, so I figured it was new and just not out on the floor yet. When I went back yesterday in search of flip-flops, I found it in clearance and almost wet my pants in glee.

Oh, and I got some Rocketdog flip-flops, too. They have the same weird angle about them as my feet, so I think they're fabulous (and comfortable, to boot).

I ordered these on Wednesday for myself: Sperry Top-Sider Bluefish. I plan to strut around a lot and act like I have $100 bills stuffed into my shoe soles.

Now I just need to go try on my old bathing suits to see if they still fit. If not, then...well, you know. *$cha-ching!$*

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Micro Vault

Micro Vault
Micro Vault,
originally uploaded by blownfuse.
This here little gem is the Sony MicroVault USB storage device.

Isn't it cute? It's like a little lipstick. I requested this as my anniversary present from Scott. Now I can carry top-secret documents around in my bra.

I'm pretty excited about it. I wanted a way to transport my short stories around when I'm working on them that didn't require me carrying around CDs and floppy disks. Emailing stuff to myself just got too complicated.

Now I can stick this li'l sucker in my work computer and do some quick edits while I have time during lunch.

I'm stoked.
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August 30, 2005

Chugalug

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Yes, that yellow blur right there is my hand. Now, as you may know I'm not one for proletarian beers (especially those that come in 24 oz cans). However, payday isn't until tomorrow and this one is cold and available.

Say a prayer that I'll finish it before the sweat stains the table.

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August 24, 2005

Rinse twice per day.

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I'm having oral surgery done tomorrow and this stuff (chlorhexidine gluconate) was prescribed to me to rinse with.

Oh. My. God.

When it's in your mouth it's not so bad (like certain things my grandma spooned down my throat as a tot). When you spit it out, hot damn is it nasty - the aftertaste is like black licorice. If you don't like licorice, then it's particuarly repugnant. I feel like scratching at my tongue with my fingernails just to get it out of my mouth.

Anyone else had to use this crap? The bottle even says that I should NOT drink water afterwards as it will intensify the aftertaste. Nice.

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August 22, 2005

Giggle Alert

Scott sent me this link to Glenn Feron's portfolio today while I was at work. He retouches photos.

I particuarly enjoyed the unretouched Béyonce photos.

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August 15, 2005

Things that cause acid reflux.

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How to scare your wife, part 1 (Scott on the roof).
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July 09, 2005

Beer Goggles

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Shiner kolsch: a new beer for me. It's not bad! Not as hearty as the regular brew I normally drink, but it certainly isn't nasty.
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July 06, 2005

Bug Orgy

A Picture Share!


Three bugs getting it on. Ew.

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July 05, 2005

Fire Engine

A Picture Share!


Bright red nails make me feel like a battleaxe. I feel strong, mean, and ready to take on another (albeit short) week at work....but still not ballsy enough to ask for that raise. I think I'd need some French-tip acrylics for that.

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June 15, 2005

Gladious.

This is the first one to begin opening this season, and boy I planted a LOT of these. I didn't know which color this bag would be as they were marked as "assorted"...I guess I planted the all-orange ones right next to the house.
Gladiolus

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June 10, 2005

I forgot I had these.

My mom forwarded these to me last week. I rolled my eyes so hard that my contact lenses almost popped out.

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See the rest in the extended entry.

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Eh.

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June 01, 2005

First Daylily of the Season

A Picture Share!

I was beginning to think they were mad at me for splitting them last fall.

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May 24, 2005

Jeez, the keys!

A Picture Share!

My two new "discount" cards. My keychain is getting as junky as a bum's shopping cart.

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May 19, 2005

Lunch

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Today we took our new account executive to lunch at one of those Japanese Hibachi restaurants.

Aren't you proud? I'm like that guy in the Sam Adams commercial - I ordered beer and drank it aloofly while the rest of the group drank sweet tea. Ah, sweet lush-ness.

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April 14, 2005

"Oops, I did it again."

britney.JPGToday, I wore a pair of pants to work that are missing a button on the flap and that expose lower back (i.e "crack draft") when I sit. They also lack belt loops.

They're a pair of those pants that look great when you first put them on in the morning because they shrunk just a teensy bit after their last washing. They're black and made out of some kind of ultrasuede with a "T" pattern on them.

Twenty minutes into the day, however, they've stretched back to their ill-fitting true nature and I find myself stuffing my blazer between the seat and back of my swivel chair to prevent those fortunate enough to be in view of my back from seeing butt cheek.

I'm too old to be wearing Britney pants...but not old enough to be wearing a sweater around my waist all day. Instead I keep my coat on and hope that it's long enough in the back to cover any skin.

You see, I have a problem with black pants. I can't get rid of them. I have five or six pairs and only two fit well. I may be the only person you'll ever meet that wears more black during warm-weather months than when it's cold.

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April 10, 2005

Now Showing in Theatres Near You.

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Rhododendron.

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Last of the Autumn Leaves

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I have such a good man. Look at him hard at work cleaning up leaves while I point and laugh at him through the front door.

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March 24, 2005

Grape Hyacinths are up.

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I just love how they self-seed all over the place.

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January 24, 2005

Time to Make the Doughnuts

MmmmmMMmmm Dooonuts...

Hat tip to Alton Brown. The sugar glazed ones are particuarly good.

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January 05, 2005

Stay down there!

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Crocuses are coming up. This isn't good...normally I'd expect to see them in March. The unseasonably warm weather may throw off my gardening schemes. Last year they didn't come up until after we had some snow. We haven't had any yet this season, and for some reason I expect that February and March are going to be icy killers.

As long as my irises come up, I'll be smugly satisfied.

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December 26, 2004

Recycling

I've just deleted all of my images files from my blownfuse.us space and have them safely *crosses fingers* stored on my D:/ partition (stupid partition. could have used that space for Sims expansion packs...)

It took a while, but it gave me a chance to see all the crap I've uploaded over the past year. I'm embarrassed for me.

Look what I found from my last visit to the dentist (novacaine face-freeze):

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*sigh*

I shouldn't be allowed a camera.

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December 25, 2004

More from the pile

From a couple in which the husband has a wedding band made from part of a shotgun barrel:

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So dastardly...

...I wish I'd thought of it myself. From our card pile (information omitted to protect the underage):

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December 14, 2004

Do I look innocent enough successful?

I just added this picture to my UNC alumni directory profile. I don't know why I bother.

The fact of the matter is that during my five years (shut up) at UNC, everyone on campus had seen me at least once. It's a pretty big school, but given the relatively low proportion of minorities, you tend to remember difference. I'd estimate that three out of every five UNC grads from the past five or so years that I come across have claimed to have met me. I doubt it, however if they ever sat behind me in class they sure met my hair.

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