Go pick it up. NOW.

Why do these things happen ONLY when I'm at home watching? You would think that having two cats means that you'd leave the house and occasionally return to a mess. That rarely happens. Instead, they'll ransack the house while I watch.

This overturned chair fell in this position about five minutes ago. Bodie was sitting on the back, and Puffy took a flying leap at her. When the chair started teeter-tottering, I just knew it was going to slap the floor. And it did, taking the much-abused remote control with it. Bodie scrambled to the living room where she took up position to lick herself. Puffy ran into the kitchen.

I'm still waiting for them to pick it up. Little brats. As they scratched at the bedroom door all night and meowed like they were in pain, I'm already thisclose to dousing them with cold water as it is.