Muwuhahahahaha!

I totally believe that occasionally, Netflix will send you a movie with a return evelope addressed to some far away state. That way it'll take longer to return, and you spend more days without a movie in your hands, thereby maximizing thier profits.

I watched Brigadoon in the afternoon and wanted to get it to the post office to mail off before five. That way, Netflix would get it back today and we'd have two new movies for the weekend. When I was sealing the envelope, I noticed it was addressed to a distribution center in Arizona. They wouldn't "receive" it until Monday as they don't process on Saturdays.

What did I do? I pulled out an address label and covered up the Arizona destination, and scribbled onto it the address of the Raleigh distribution center. Today, Netflix recieved both discs I mailed yesterday.

I feel like I'm winning their game.