"And that's HOW much in pounds?"

Had my monthly ob appointment this morning. I've gained five pounds since last month's weigh-in. Supposedly that's normal. Even if the kid is gaining half a pound per week from now on, that means that the rest is coming from me. *looks at chubby arms*

I'm sure that most pregnant women say this at some point or other, but I've never weighed this much in my life. I know I'll lose most of the weight within a couple of weeks of the baby being born, but damn I feel like a blimp. So much so that I fear that unless I walk exactly through the middle of a door frame I'll scrape the sides. I'm sure part of that is a bit of body dysmorphia, but I have to tell you it isn't stopping me from eating.

So. Hungry.