Blog fodder courtesy of the mistress of swirl.
1. Watch a porno with your parents OR starring your parents?
With my parents...only if I can sit there with my fingers in my ears and blindfolded. It'd be bad enough having the two of them in the same room.
2. Lick the handle on a public restroom toilet OR eat a wad of toilet paper from the stall floor?
I'd rather lick the handle and then gargle with moonshine than actually have to digest it.
3. Be MC Hammer OR Vanilla Ice?
Vanilla Ice. We have the same amount of rhythm.
4. Be able to fly OR read people's minds?
I'd rather be able to fly. I don't think I'd appreciate having people talk shit about me and not be able to react with any evidence to back me up.
5. Have whatever you want for one year then die OR be paralyzed for life?
Assuming that "life" means until I'm 80 or so and that I'm in one of those motorized wheelchairs, I'd rather be paralyzed.
6. Have a permanent smile OR a permanent blank stare?
I already have the blank stare.
7. Be burned alive OR drown?
Shit. Drown.
8. Be known worldwide as a racist OR a child molestor?
Who wrote these questions? Racist, I guess, although that's pretty ironic given my circumstances.
9. Eat three pounds of hair OR drink a gallon of shampoo?
I think shampoo has stuff in it that makes you throw up if you ingest it, so I'd rather have that. I can't imagine sitting at my desk coughing up wads of hairballs.
10. Be god OR the devil?
Can I be God and then the devil on Halloween?
Posted by Tiffany at August 14, 2006 03:23 PM | TrackBack