I need a belly girdle to prop this shit up.

My uterus hurts. At around 4:30 this morning I awoke to find myself on my back, which after the fourth month is a pregnancy no-no. I turned to a side and went back to sleep. When the alarm clock went off I was on my stomach. Okay, my abdomen is as hard as a soccer ball and sticks out as much as one. That's not a good way to sleep even if your mattress does have voids and valleys.

Now my uterus hurts. When I [I want pancakes] turned myself out of the bed this morning, it felt like kiddo was using stilts to stretch out the bottom of the thing. Every time I get out of my chair I feel a pull on my lower abdomen. I want to go back to bed. Or at least find a comfortable chair and sleep sitting up.