@$!&*$@!! Oven!

I'm through. That fucking oven has got to go. Okay, let me back up for a second. Every time in the past two years when I've tried to bake something, I've had to hold my breath and hope for the best.

My cookies don't spread. My pies take so long to bake in the middle that they burn on the bottoms. My brownies are inedible.

I'm a damn good cook, so this is pissing me off.

I paid a good chunk of change today to make premium brownie's for my coworker's kid's bake sale and out of two pans, I was able to get out 4 edible chunks.

*cries*