Dear Stupid Fucks in My Office:
If I'm not here and someone calls, you put them into my voicemail. Don't send me a fucking instant message, especially if the word "Doctor" is in that person's title. You put them in my voicemail so that if necessary I can access it from my home.
The next time you send me instant messages with important information when I am OBVIOUSLY not here, I'm going to tell you what you can do with yourself.
Thanks -
Office Management
Posted by Tiffany at June 24, 2005 07:11 AMThe ratio of Coffee to Tiffany is off; it seems.
Posted by: Keeme at June 24, 2005 01:06 PMWrite up your own review with justification for a 33% raise. Unfortunately it doesn't really matter how much you are worth or what your expected salary should be, 33% is the Devil's line and no boss will cross it.
That's actually the beginning of the story of how I got to Atlanta.
Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2005 02:48 AMDon't they know you're already pissed? *rolls eyes* They're just begging to get cussed out!
Posted by: MsThing at June 25, 2005 10:33 AM