There should be an award.

I didn't use the bathroom at work at all today, which is odd. Normally I have to "void" my coffee two or three times.

Unfortunately, we're all out of coffee at work. All we have is that powdered "International" stuff (you know what I'm talking about). I bet Oops! that the person whose turn it is to buy coffee would "forget" and satisfy himself on the crack-powder.

I was correct. I figured that I should be really trifling and go to the gas station and get cups for myself and Oops! but my drama-gene wasn't in the 'on' position this morning.