March 08, 2005

Things I can't stand

  • Peeing in little cups.
  • Having to pour pee from little cup to a plastic test tube.
  • Having someone try the bathroom door as you perch precariously on the seat to catch your "voiding."
  • Having to hold little pee tube on your lap as you wait for someone to draw your blood.
  • Having blood drawn.
  • Seeing that "W" is listed as my race in my hospital admissions form. (?, right?!)
  • That I just ate my last Twizzler.
  • People who only work two days per week that feel obligated to tell me things I already know and have known from the initial occurance...because, you know, I'm there every day.
  • People who complain about how the coffee or coffee creamer you made/bought tastes although you have to beat them with wet towels to get them to chip in.
  • That nobody has volunteered to pick me up dinner from McDonalds.

    Posted by Tiffany at March 8, 2005 06:03 PM
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    I hate calling it "voiding." I hate holding warm vials of my own bodily fluids.

    That's truly tragic about your Twizzler.

    Posted by: Erica at March 8, 2005 08:13 PM

    I experience the "last Twizzler moment" yesterday when I took the kids to the movie. I thought I had like two more left and when I went to get them out of their crackly cellophane cradle, alas there were no more. I actually said "Aw!" outloud and my son had to ask what was wrong...Sob.

    Also, maybe the "W" was for "witty" or "wise". Maybe "wary" or "wicked" or how about "wondrous".

    Good luck on Friday (right?) and as Keeme would say, "I'm sending you lots of good mojo!"

    Melissa

    Posted by: Momotrips at March 9, 2005 12:26 AM

    Uh, I guess that would be "experienced" (past tense)...

    Posted by: Momotrips at March 9, 2005 12:27 AM

    Maybe the "W" stood for "WOWZA, WHATA WOMAN!"

    Posted by: Amanda at March 9, 2005 10:57 AM
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