February 09, 2005

"Here, meet my *cough*daughter*cough*"

My mother gave me a buzz at around 2:00ish saying that she, and a gaggle of coworkers, were on their way to Chapel Hill for some sort of banquet/training thingie.

I had to make sure I heard that correctly so I went outside and with suitable volume stated "Do what now?" into my cell phone.

To make a long story short, I drove to the hotel where she's staying and chilled for 20 minutes. I went wearing my favorite perfume: Eau de 3/4 Yuengling.

I reminded her of how old I am, and consequently how old my sister will be in April, and therefore how old she is.

Good times.

I think I scared her friends with my high-faluttin-ness. They have no idea. I think they thought that this is the big city. Pshaw.

Posted by Tiffany at February 9, 2005 11:00 PM
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