Hey, I know Christmas is a month away but I'm already in the Christmas spirits spirit so I thought I'd share with all of you this original parody of a Christmas song you all know. Enjoy...
Santa Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
The air was cold, it was a blizzard.
The FAA. had closed the skies.
While most folks were stuck in airports,
Santa hitched the reindeer up to fly.
Mrs. Clause, she tried to warn him.
Said, Christmas could come one day late.
Santa scoffed, and said, "No way, Dear.
Come on Rudolph, let's not hesitate!"
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
It was early in the evening
cause our house is his first stop;
on the roof there was a clatter
of reindeer hoofs a goin' clop de clop.
Rudolph's nose was shining brightly,
doing well to light the way.
Had we known just what was happening
then we could a helped him with his sleigh.
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
Santa grabbed his bag of presents,
down the chimney to our tree,
but when ol' Santa went back up there
he banged his head into ol' Dancers knee.
Dancer screamed, "Look out, they're coming!"
thinking hunters were about.
As the team took off a flying
the sleigh swung 'round to knock dear Santa out.
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
The Red Cross came to pick up Santa,
then they threw him on a cot,
said, he'd be laid out for hours,
and when he woke he wouldn't do a lot.
I asked my dad, "What about Christmas?
What of the other girls and boys?
Even though we had our Christmas
the other kids would not be getting toys."
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
Daddy said, "We have no choice, Son.
We'll have to do the best we can.
Go inside and tell your mother
we're taking off, we'll be back when we can.
The air was cold there in the blizzard.
At least the reindeer knew the way,
and when they stopped I held the reins
while Daddy grabbed the bag out of the sleigh.
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say they don't believe in Santa.
If that's the case then I guess they'll not grieve.
Was early on, on Christmas morning,
the reindeer brought us back to town.
Santa said, "I owe you big time!
I'll fix you up when I come back around."
Santa got run over by a reindeer
when he came to our house Christmas eve.
Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa,
but he'll be back come next year, Christmas eve.
Yes he'll be back come next year, Christmas eve.
Hey Ya'll,
I can't help it, I'm doing the 30 Days Of Christmas over at BloggingPoet.com and I just couldn'r resist giving all of you loyal BlownFuse readers a sneak preview. Merry Christmas, Ya'll.