The World According to that Man 'O Mine #2 (by Momotrips)
"The ratio of Cool Whippage to pumpkin pie shall be no LESS than 2 to 1. Any less Cool Whippage and the optimum pumpkin pie experience is RUINED."
This sounds simple enough, right? It took me the first five years of our 14 year marriage to perfect the CORRECT pumpkin pie/Cool Whippage serving ratio. Still, each and every time I serve that man a slice of pumpkin pie he holds the plate up and twists it around to check for full "Whip coverage" then ever so carefully cuts the first bite before declaring it perfect. Halleluja, all is right with the world. Sadly, I almost always feel proud that I've gotten it just right...how pathetic is that? I've got it bad for that man.
Posted by Tiffany at November 27, 2004 01:30 PM